i love myself, truly i do — ssswampert: “stop shipping real people!” they...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“stop shipping real people!” they cry

“no” i respond, packing one more person into a box and sealing it shut. this one goes to fedex in the morning.